WEEK 9 SPREADS

Phil (0-8) @ Tim (5-3) –35

Disclaimer: this point spread is only valid if Tim puts Gradkowski or Frye in for the benched Leftwich. Ok. Now I can start. Tim is starting McNair (washed up) and Rudi Johnson (@ Baltimore). Phil is only missing a WR and kicker this week. He also has Eli and Vick goin against soft D’s. This makes for a only a 5 TD spread as Tim exits the soft spot of his schedule (home vs. Jaffe last week).

Pick: Tim

Jaffe (1-7) @ Johnny (3-5) - 46

A disappointing start for the man leading the league in moves (32), Polishness and melanin. And wouldn’t you know he draws a full line-up from deadbeat owner Mike Jaffe in week 9. The Badnewsjaffe includes Tiki and Plax against a porous Texans D. As if that weren’t enough he’s got Thomas Jones who’s hosting Steveo’s shit-canned fish. Bright spots for JJ include twin Packers starters Farve and Green against Buffalo and like I say every week, LT.

Pick: Jaffe

Nick (6-2) @ Keith (7-1) – 39

Welcome to the Madecones version of Ohio State Michigan folks. OK, not quite. These teams rank 2 (Keith) and 6 (Nick) in the power rankings and 1 (Keith) and 7 (Nick) in total points. Maybe its more like Rutgers (Nick) @ Michigan (Keith). (Steve sidenote: who’s stoked about next Thursday night when Louisville (8-0) travels to Piscataway to face the undefeated Scarlet Nights…go Jersey.) I smell a low scoring route.

Pick: Keith

Steveo (4-4) @ Billy (5-3) – 44

Before this game even kicks off at 1:00pm eastern time I’m giving it the title of “Worst team names of owners who are actually trying to make fun of each other, ever.” On to the gridiron…Bill leads the league in the power rankings and steveo is a lowly 8th. This could get ugly but wait. The projected points on Yahoo! has Billy ahead by only 10. Fuck yahoo! I never believe them.

Pick: Steveo

GAME OF THE WEEK

Matt (4-4) @ Steve (5-3) – 24

Finally two owners have talked some smack during the week and lets just say my squad is goin to go through Matt’s like water through 3/4” clean gravel. Matt’s team is goin to perform worse then an unreinforced concrete column in tension. I don’t care that he scored 93 points more then me last week. That was last week. My boys rested knowing they had an easy win against Phil so they could bring it this week.

Pick: S-T-E-V-E-S STEVES!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!