Ok fellas. Here it is, WEEK 7 point spreads and analysis. Enjoy and remember this is for entertainment purposes only.

Steve (3-3) @ Bill (5-1) -42.5

I’m coming off an exciting last minute cover in week 6 against the #1 team in the league however Billy is coming off solid 300+ point performance. This game features 3 of the top 4 rated QBs in the national football league. My workhorses include Rivers (#2, 100.6) and P. Manning (#4, 95.6). William will be relying on the darker skinned McNabb (#1, 104.8). I’m hurting on byes this week missing Gore and Urlacher.

Pick: Steve +42.5

Nick (4-2) @ Tim (4-2) -36.62

The “Battle of the Byes” will be decided by pure management this week. Both managers have 8 players golfin this weekend including Tim’s top RB (Jackson, STL). I feel like Nick has a good match-up with Edge in Oakland, but stud Philly WR Stallworth is still questionable. Also random note: Tim has Julius Peppers who has 99 points playin out of the D End position. I don’t think Strahan had crazy points like that the year he broke the sack record. Just pointing that out. Also my spread is the amount of points Tim has over Nick divided by 6 cause I really wasn’t sure about this game.

Pick: Nick +36.62

Johnny (2-4) @ Steveo (3-3) -29.5

I don’t think we’ve had a match up this year where one person hates the other more. Steveo really hates Johnny...he told me. That’s why he never hags out with him and never says good bye. And Johnny was a terrible roommate all those years cause now his roommate lets him stick his penis places John doesn’t even have. These are all things Steveo told me. Anyways, Johnny may have Green back against Miami which may help him out and ofcourse he always has LT. Steveo has 4 starters on byes and is plagued by injuries on the bench (Currently: 2 Doubtfuls, 2 Probables, 1 Out).

Pick: Johnny +29.5

Matt (3-3) @ Keith (6-0) -69

I know the power ranking, points and records don’t reflect it but I’m still convinced that Matt’s team is the worst in the league. Time will show this. If Jaff and Phil kept up with this league, they’d be on Matt’s ass. This week Mattie will be missin the Monster’s of the Midway on defense and is starting the Oakland QB. Also, he only has 2 starters over 100 points (Palmer and Coles who is questionable). Keith has 2 QBs with tough match ups this week. Carr is playin Jacksonville who’s comin off a bye (they are my survivor pool pick this week) and Huard is playin SD who looks all sorts of jacked up lately. As for the spread its in reference to a joke made by Ellio Siragusa during freshman football.

Pick: Keith -69

Without further adieu…the game of the year folks…

Jaffe (0-6) @ Phil (0-6) -15

First, I had to look into who is starting less players. Phil is missing 3 defensive players and a WR while Jaffe is missin 2 defensive players and 1 RB. So its still kinda even suckiness after that. Even the projected stats are Phil 204.55 to Jaffs 200.45. I favored Phil for 3 reasons: Portis against the swiss cheese Indy run defense, T. Bell at Cleveland, I like him more and Boldin @ Oakland. OK, so 4 reasons.

Pick: Phil -15